why didn't I think of this?

Please allow me to present
http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/:

“If I didn’t already know I was listening to Animal Collective on these headphones, I would bet myself $100 that I was listening to Animal Collective on these headphones.” *

“Hey, do you have a light? How about a BeDazzler?”

Victory.

xo,
sarah

*Don't get me wrong; I like Animal Collective, but that caption is HILARIOUS.

holyheidi

NO

NO

NO

NO


no no. nonononono.

no?

[shots from heidi's music vid for "overdosin'"....buhhhh]


xx,
sarah

so close

ALMOST eliminated.
ALMOST.
so close you can smell the hair gel and bad cologne.

where are the nails? where are the cat fights?
today's ep was a little blahdy blah.


points to nina "no comment" garcia for her MAJOR, commercial-worthy burn.
[something along the lines of YOU GOT NO TALENT, BITCH but in nina's special way]


xx,
sarah

oh lawwwd

sorry for these uninspiring once a week posts i've been doing lately...

but have you seen this?

i know it's old and yaddayaddayadda, but as elizabeth likes to say, it is sheer LOCOSAUCE.

here's what the star of the video looks like on a good day:


[aka a rabid yet scrawny raccoon nutter]

why are preteens idolizing this myspace celeb cheeseball?



xx,
sarah

this week

1. it's the last week of my dreadful computer class. thank the lord. i never want to have another exam on microsoft access or excel again.

2.

jess, you just made yourself into an even bigger dumbdumb.
even if i wasn't veg i would think your shirt is stupid.
[john mayer, what were you thinking dating this creepfest?]

3.

nylon did a feature on this and it's AWESOME.
spf face powder?
YES PLEASE.
get it here for $30.

i hope you're having a good week!

more interesting posts to come later...



xx,
sarah

barferoni

just some pictures that hit my gag reflex today:


oh ck. what on earth makes people believe you are are uber [heh heh] attractive in this picture? shame on you, nylon. i love you, but quit pushing this talentless hobo in our faces. [goodbye, potential nylon internship]


can you say fake bake?
FAKE. BAKE.
for more embarrasing and burn-worthy pictures look here.


in other news, i started my new job today!
i'm kind of a "slide librarian" in the art history department on campus.
awethome.

naturally, i look like this at work:


hahahaha, i wish.



xx,
sarah

burn

except i would say it more like kelso...BURN!

ouch, katie holmes.

my girl, maggie, swiped your "rachel dawes" role in the dark knight.

it's ok though.

i wouldn't have expected much from you anyway.

xx,

sarah