liv love

The lovely Liv Tyler looking gorgeous at Burberry.

Oh, and Mischa was there, too....looking a little Batty von CooCoo

[shot by da cobrasnake]

xo,

sarah

my my, mischa

Captured by da cobrasnake at a NYFW after-party, no doubt.







Keep it crazy, bananas-a-go-go.



xo,
sarah

[p.s. Am I bonkerz, or is M.B. popping up EVERYWHERE lately?]

let me just say...

a.

b.

c.

d.



1. a > b.
Effff Twilight.
Trueblood is (was) the shizzz.

2. McKey (c) was not a good pick, TyTy.
Nah-no.
And she looks a little too awkward in this "shoot" for In Touch.
Yeesh.

3. The Hillz last night, hence item (d), was a big ol' unnecessary boohoo cryfest.
Quit it MTV; it's no longer depressing. It's just making us mad.


xx,
sarah

yes i watched it...again

the view. was. madness.
the audience BOOED e hass.
NO JOKE.
she went coocoo for coco puffs.
[hence: "Well, since I've been studying for this pop quiz forever, I — tell me why Barack Obama is qualified. I mean, give me three tangible things he has done."]

check it:











here's gawker's story.


JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED.


xx,
sarah

tales from the tube

1. IT'S. FINALLY. HERE.


2. Little Miss Nutterbutterz is gone! And deserves a bitch slap for talking back to Tim. Bad Kenley!
**EDIT: sorry guys. I know Suede is gone. I got a little too excited. I guess I got it in my head that both crazies went home. Kenley's number is up next week fo sho.


3. My money is on this lovely man and Korto for the final two. Dream team, anyone?


4. Saw a commercial-y preview on tv last night. I'm so ready it's not even funny.


5. Elina is my favorite model on antm...as well as Sheena. If Clark or Anna Leigh [or whatever her name is] come anywhere close to winning i will bang my head against the wall.

tv updates?



...so there.


xx,
sarah

real-life royalty

sorry sorry sorry.

it's another keira post.

check out these shots of her looking fierce [yes, i said it. but in a christian siriano voice] at interviews, premieres, and on set for the duchess.


[Alexis Mabille Autumn 2008 Couture]





i can't believe the press [and perez] are still squabbling about how thin she is.
are you kidding?
she looks healthy. she's always been thin. she's glowing and fresh-faced.
GET OVER IT.

[sorry. i know i'll get a lot of groans for this, but as someone who has been falsely accused of being anorexic/bulimic since 6th grade, i'm tired of the bullshit. people can be skinny without being the victim of an eating disorder or coke addiction. it happens. it's called a fast metabolism. get it? got it? GOOD.]


xx,
sarah


p.s. happy tuesday!

rip

rip, miss leathahhh zotis-rat bonez.




xx,
sarah


p.s. still in love with dvf. <3

wednesday's festivities

proj run:

buhbye, keith.


rachel "bananas" zoe.
bananaz.
BANANAZ.


oh, it's you.
you're STILL here?



and...


shear genius:


WHY DIDN'T CHARLIE WIN?!

can someone please explain?

kim vo can shove it. i didn't like that "i wanna put some rice and beans in that hair." i don't care if it looked like a burrito. it was charlie-chic.


NO BURRITO FOR YOU, KIM VO.


xx,
sarah

queen for a day

tonight's ep of proj run was sort of epic.
drag queens?
i'll take it!
[come to think of it...forget the models that make me jealous each week for their cheekbonez and gift-from-jesus hair; i want to see some queens every week! -- SPOILER ALERT: i hear there's a tranny contestant on the new cycle of antm? hellz yes!]

it's chris! i really did kinda miss that laugh...
buhbye, "male gayle." [10 points to whoever guesses that reference].
still the cutest.
buhhhh. is he really still around? poor, limp-winged pterodactyl [in the gay production of jurassic park, of course -- gotta love ya, tim gunn].
not looking so bad yourself, miss thang!
say hello to the little people?

--

RIP [so to speak] daniel on shear genius.
i'll miss you.
really.
[it's a rare thing when a person can be such a constant, 100% sunshineandrainbows sweetheart without me wanting to give them a good ol' smack in the face].

charlie, you better BRING DA HEAT next week.
i don't wanna see anyone else but you dancing in that shear genius confetti shower.


xx,
sarah

so close

ALMOST eliminated.
ALMOST.
so close you can smell the hair gel and bad cologne.

where are the nails? where are the cat fights?
today's ep was a little blahdy blah.


points to nina "no comment" garcia for her MAJOR, commercial-worthy burn.
[something along the lines of YOU GOT NO TALENT, BITCH but in nina's special way]


xx,
sarah

scandalous

um. yeahhhhhh.


can i get an AMEN?

deng linlin is the gymnast who looks very, very young.
here she is at the 2008 world moscow finals:



xx,
sarah

you are owwwwft

project runway this week in a nutshell:







nono's: blayne, skorts, keith in general.
yesyes's: kenley, tim gunn.


that is all.



xx,
sarah