where have you been all my life?

Spotted:
Christian Sirano at Paper Magazine's 4th Annual Nightlife Awards.



xx,
sarah


P.S. What am I supposed to do with my life now that Proj Run AND the Election are over? Top Chef: New York isn't filling that void.

tales from the tube

1. IT'S. FINALLY. HERE.


2. Little Miss Nutterbutterz is gone! And deserves a bitch slap for talking back to Tim. Bad Kenley!
**EDIT: sorry guys. I know Suede is gone. I got a little too excited. I guess I got it in my head that both crazies went home. Kenley's number is up next week fo sho.


3. My money is on this lovely man and Korto for the final two. Dream team, anyone?


4. Saw a commercial-y preview on tv last night. I'm so ready it's not even funny.


5. Elina is my favorite model on antm...as well as Sheena. If Clark or Anna Leigh [or whatever her name is] come anywhere close to winning i will bang my head against the wall.

tv updates?



...so there.


xx,
sarah

rip

rip, miss leathahhh zotis-rat bonez.




xx,
sarah


p.s. still in love with dvf. <3

wednesday's festivities

proj run:

buhbye, keith.


rachel "bananas" zoe.
bananaz.
BANANAZ.


oh, it's you.
you're STILL here?



and...


shear genius:


WHY DIDN'T CHARLIE WIN?!

can someone please explain?

kim vo can shove it. i didn't like that "i wanna put some rice and beans in that hair." i don't care if it looked like a burrito. it was charlie-chic.


NO BURRITO FOR YOU, KIM VO.


xx,
sarah

queen for a day

tonight's ep of proj run was sort of epic.
drag queens?
i'll take it!
[come to think of it...forget the models that make me jealous each week for their cheekbonez and gift-from-jesus hair; i want to see some queens every week! -- SPOILER ALERT: i hear there's a tranny contestant on the new cycle of antm? hellz yes!]

it's chris! i really did kinda miss that laugh...
buhbye, "male gayle." [10 points to whoever guesses that reference].
still the cutest.
buhhhh. is he really still around? poor, limp-winged pterodactyl [in the gay production of jurassic park, of course -- gotta love ya, tim gunn].
not looking so bad yourself, miss thang!
say hello to the little people?

--

RIP [so to speak] daniel on shear genius.
i'll miss you.
really.
[it's a rare thing when a person can be such a constant, 100% sunshineandrainbows sweetheart without me wanting to give them a good ol' smack in the face].

charlie, you better BRING DA HEAT next week.
i don't wanna see anyone else but you dancing in that shear genius confetti shower.


xx,
sarah

so close

ALMOST eliminated.
ALMOST.
so close you can smell the hair gel and bad cologne.

where are the nails? where are the cat fights?
today's ep was a little blahdy blah.


points to nina "no comment" garcia for her MAJOR, commercial-worthy burn.
[something along the lines of YOU GOT NO TALENT, BITCH but in nina's special way]


xx,
sarah

you are owwwwft

project runway this week in a nutshell:







nono's: blayne, skorts, keith in general.
yesyes's: kenley, tim gunn.


that is all.



xx,
sarah

"holler at your boy?"

"holla at cha boy."
"holler at your boy?"
"HOLLA AT CHA BOY!"
"holl-ah at-chur boy?"

NO. NO timmy.
don't get sucked into that mess that is blayne mcgreaseball mctryingtobethenextchristiansiriano.


blayne.
BLAYNE.
this looks like rainbow bright drank a little too much of ye olde hunch punch an got a little sick on herself.

why are you still in the running?


rip [kinda], emily.



xx,
sarah

correspondance

here are the dresses by my favorites of season 5 of project runway thus far:
[see previous blog below]

1. by emily:

items of use: vinyl ball material, balloons, etc.

2. by leanne:

items of use: tablecloth, cookies, candies, etc.

3. by jennifer:

item of use: papertowels.

4. by jerell:

items of use: lawn chair fabric, vinyl ball material. i think?

5. by kenley:

items of use: vinyl ball material, etc.?


and some candids, courtesy of bravotv.com:

make it work! make it work!

so kiss already!

i love her.

oh, heidi.


xx,
sarah

pee. ess.: oh. em. gee.
i just saw the guest judge for next week's episode and peed my pants because apparently bravo is giving away the judge info in advance now?
ahhhhh go look at it.
i'm too nice to be a spoiler.

"do i think it's pretty? NO."

hoooooooley moley.
project runway. season five.

here are some of my favorites after tonight's premiere:

1. emily:
her hair is so cute, as are her clothes, and i love the balloon/ball dress she made for the first challenge.

2. leanne:
do you see this girl? she's precious! i want to rade her wardrobe.

3.jennifer's creations are amazing. her papertowel ruffle dress from the first challenge would be in my closet in a heartbeat [impractical or not]. her pieces look like they've been pulled straight off the luella runway.

4. jerell:
LOOK AT HIM. just LOOK AT HIM.
can we be best friends forever aeaeaeaeaeae?

5. kenley:
um. cute everything. including her challenge dress. and she's a florida state grad!

ohhhh michael kors. michael, michael, michael.
put that little orange nutter [blane] in his place.
"do i think it's pretty? NO."
and i think heidi chimed in with this one: "playboy bunny gone grundge."
and of COURSE bonkers mcgee, lover of my life, austin scarlett notes, "when i saw the dress i wrote HIDEOUS on my card."

ahahahaha. sorry, blane. you and your "girlicious"-trying-to-start-another-catch-phrase-like-christian's-"fierce" days are numbered.

keep watch for a post on tonight's shear genius episode!


xx,
sarah


p.s. this diane von furstenberg amex commercial that shows every break between shows gives me goosebumps every time i watch it. sad? maybe. but i love me some dvf.

bonkers mcgee.

who else but austin scarlett?

i love this man.
one of these rainy afternoons i'm going to curl up with the first two seasons of project runway and a cup of oolong tea. mmmm.

xx,
sarah

what the eff

i know.

i KNOW.






for some reason christian sirano comes to mind when i see these styles...maybe the master of "feroche" and nagi could do some nutterbutter collaboration of avant-garde-fierce-ness and cause a mass head-explosion?

fierce.

sorry.
i had to do one for christian.



xx,
sarah


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