hey...hhhhheyyyy

Paul Dano + NYLON TV.
Need I say more?




1. Harold + Maude + Paul Dano?
I'M THERE.

2. Can't live without coffee, movies, music, women, cereal, and bacon?
Hubba hubba, ladies (and gents).
He's a keeper.



xo,
sarah

very carrie

These looks from Frances May struck me as very Carrie Bradshaw, no?

Mesh, billowing fabrics, cut-outs, oh my!

Very Carrie, indeed.

xo,

sarah

glorious

In case you missed it, here's an EPIC tidbit from the other night's ep of Southpark:

The photo by Tommy over at Jak & Jil was used for the animation!

Awetttthome.

xo,
sarah

the hills are alive

...with the sound of sniffles and getting clocked in the chinny chin chin.

A summary of last night's episodes in pictures:

1.  woohoo tequila

2. ol' crazy eyes

3. omg Spencer hahaha lol

4. the prettiest face made all night

5. say what?

6. cryfest '09.

Good gravy.

All in all,
Spencer is still a dick.
Stacie (the bartender who is a walking advertising campaign for AA tri-blend tanks) plays both sides of the argument:
"Good luck with THAT,"/"...no crazy girlfriends." Congrats on your wee little slice of fame, tequila queen.
I mean, you would dance on the bar if "Pour Some Sugar on Me" played? Are you serious?
And everyone else is still the same.

Check out The Cut's recap here.





xo,
sarah

SAG-a-lag

Some looks from the SAG awards...


Evan Rachel Wood, in Monique Lhuillier with Sergio Rossi shoes.


Saffron Burrows, in Alberta Ferretti.


Sean Penn, in Giorgio Armani.


Anne Hathaway, in Azzaro with Cartier jewels and Christian Louboutin shoes.


Freida Pinto, in Marchesa, with Martin Katz jewels and a Roger Vivier clutch.


Rosario Dawson, in Dolce & Gabbana, with David Yurman and Neil Lane jewels.


Kristin Scott Thomas, in Yves Saint Laurent with Tiffany & Co. jewels.


Kate Winslet, in Narciso Rodriguez with Chopard jewels and Christian Louboutin shoes.


Slumdog Mil, Sean P., Meryl Streep ftw!
(yes, yes I know there were other winners...but I'm so glad they--the specific actors--finally won awards for their amazing performances!)



xo,
sarah

scandalz

No GG dramz to report about thanks to last night's rerun,
but check out the PETA ad originally intended to be aired during the Super Bowl that got turned down:


'Veggie Love': PETA's Banned Super Bowl Ad

Ridic.
(But true.)


Gawker has more on the story.

xo,
sarah

"don't look behind sofa"

GG review:

+ Be still my heart. that "handsome dan" pup is precious. [Yale's mascot, durkadur]
+ Serenz and Dannerz/Lilz and Roof/Nate and V = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
+ Seriously though, the most exciting part of the episode surrounding Lilz was when she signed adoption papers (gasp) for Chuckerz and (almost) got raped by Jack (B)ass.
+ Little J, bad hair cut. Yaddayadda.
+ Gayboy: "I would say get a room but yours is right above mine. Please try to remember that." [So terrif, yet so nasty, too]
+ Queen B gets detention. Ruffroh [think a Scoobydoo "uh oh"]
+ New teacher, new dramz.
+ Queen B: (Responding to Handsome Dan Dorota's: Is it war?) Yes. But this one is different. [Dundundunnnnnn]





xoxo,
sarah

oh incest

GG recap:

+ Little J -- EPIC braidedmulletsickness FAIL.
+ "He's dead." [no he's nottttttttt]
+ Nellie. You KILL me. Why, why, why?
+ Dannerz and V are totez obliv to having
A. Their entire conversation listened to and
B. Nellie McPhoneStealer. Therefore,
C. being completely RIDIC.
+ Jack Bass (sans the B) is Captain Dick and has ruined (?) Chuckerz' chances at running his father's company.
+ Blair is not to be played around with any longer [by Chuckerz, the Bitch Squad, or J. Bass for that matter]
+ Nate is here??
+ Gay brother got mad at Little J and visa versa.
+ In the end, everyone loves eachother [S + Dannerz, Lilz + Roof, Little J + Gayboy].





I can't wait til next week!!



xoxo,
sarah

good gravy

Did you see last night's ep of Gossip girl?
Did you?

Because I feel like I have a DRAMA/OMGWTF/GG hangover.

Last night's ep was not your average tv experience.
It was a sporting event.
It was....EPIC.

Here's the skinny:
+ Serena and Danners? Yeah. They're back together. Duh. Score for S/D. I actually think I did the arms-in-the-air touchdown move when they finally kissed. But then I had to sympathize with Blair because the renewed couple was just making me gaggy.
+ Blair is, and will always be, QUEEN B. Forget you, CC. You all wear ugly cardigans and argyle sweaters anyway. And Queen B is never seen in khakis. Good grief. When B uttered her, "I have to leave/you're all still trapped in high school" speech, I was cheering at the tv screen as if Tim Tebow had just thrown a 40-yard touchdown to Percy Harvin. Blair 1, CC, 0.
+ Chuck, Chuck, Chuck. Smoking a doobie (or, ahem, hash) at school. Tsk, tsk. I wanted smack that perfect smirk off his kisser when he asked Blair, "or are you just going to tell me you love me again?" or whatever vile sentence came out of his mouth. Throw a flag, because that's some unsportsmanlike conduct right there. But...
+ Chuck Bass shall not die. Drunk and high on who knows what on the roof. Blair: I care. Extends hand, Chuck takes it, they embrace in an OMFG hug. I die.
+ "Don't tell Chuck about New Year's." WHAT? WHAT IS THIS? QUEEN B, you DID THE UNCLE? I die.
+ Little J still has a bad hair cut.
+ Lilz + Rufz: "let's go get our child." Good grief. Why don't you just make your own series about it. Ta ta.
+ I feel like Nelly Yuki's broken RIDIC blue frames. Why, Nelly? Why? Little J saves your sorry ass and you turn around and run back to your tormentors. OY TO THE VAY, lady!










xoxo,
sarah


pee. ess. Rufus totez got a nose job. Am I right? Who's with me?

whoa mama

check out the new Horatio Sanz!
Can you believe it?




xx,
sarah


[image from gawker]

let me just say...

a.

b.

c.

d.



1. a > b.
Effff Twilight.
Trueblood is (was) the shizzz.

2. McKey (c) was not a good pick, TyTy.
Nah-no.
And she looks a little too awkward in this "shoot" for In Touch.
Yeesh.

3. The Hillz last night, hence item (d), was a big ol' unnecessary boohoo cryfest.
Quit it MTV; it's no longer depressing. It's just making us mad.


xx,
sarah

woman obsessed

i got your horse right here.
his name is paul revere.



xx,
sarah

where have you been all my life?

Spotted:
Christian Sirano at Paper Magazine's 4th Annual Nightlife Awards.



xx,
sarah


P.S. What am I supposed to do with my life now that Proj Run AND the Election are over? Top Chef: New York isn't filling that void.

yes i watched it...again

the view. was. madness.
the audience BOOED e hass.
NO JOKE.
she went coocoo for coco puffs.
[hence: "Well, since I've been studying for this pop quiz forever, I — tell me why Barack Obama is qualified. I mean, give me three tangible things he has done."]

check it:











here's gawker's story.


JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED.


xx,
sarah

tales from the tube

1. IT'S. FINALLY. HERE.


2. Little Miss Nutterbutterz is gone! And deserves a bitch slap for talking back to Tim. Bad Kenley!
**EDIT: sorry guys. I know Suede is gone. I got a little too excited. I guess I got it in my head that both crazies went home. Kenley's number is up next week fo sho.


3. My money is on this lovely man and Korto for the final two. Dream team, anyone?


4. Saw a commercial-y preview on tv last night. I'm so ready it's not even funny.


5. Elina is my favorite model on antm...as well as Sheena. If Clark or Anna Leigh [or whatever her name is] come anywhere close to winning i will bang my head against the wall.

tv updates?



...so there.


xx,
sarah