why didn't I think of this?

Please allow me to present
http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/:

“If I didn’t already know I was listening to Animal Collective on these headphones, I would bet myself $100 that I was listening to Animal Collective on these headphones.” *

“Hey, do you have a light? How about a BeDazzler?”

Victory.

xo,
sarah

*Don't get me wrong; I like Animal Collective, but that caption is HILARIOUS.